Teaching English as a Foregin Language truly is la dolce vita, with the exception of the peanut salary of course, which is no use when you have a shoe habit to fund. Was out with an Italian friend a month or two ago, and a new guy i'd just met... general chit chat about jobs and the easy life we English teachers have.
"So,if you only actually work 25 hours a week, what do you do with the rest of your time?" he asks me.
"er... ummm"
"Christ alive", I'm thinking "what the feck do I do with my time? Read magazines, watch MTV and Italian reality shows, potter about at home, research the range of icecream available in Verona's gelaterie or dream up imaginary outfits most of the time..".
"er..." I said.
"Well don't you even go to the gym?" he asked incredulously.
"Well, no, I don't, but like what is it with this country and going to the gym?" I asked " Like everyone goes!"
"Yup," he said, "It's like if you don't go to the gym you're sfigata or something"
"Great" I thought, "I'm sfigata." Not a good look. So, I decided, if not to fill in my time (which i was doing pretty well at already with my general pottering) but to add something useful to my extra curricular activities, I joined a gym near my house. This has its good and bad points.The Italians are a body conscious style obsessed lot, goes without saying. And the one does not impair the other when they're working out. Now, I am typically celtic of skin colour, which basically means my natural skin tone is glow in the dark white (with freckles), and also means that exercise tends to turn me a distinctly inelegant shade of pink. When you are surrounded by middle aged women with perfect bodies who manage to exercise and still look perfectly groomed (coiffed hair, full face of makeup wearing skin tight all in one leotard/leggings things), this is not terribly confidence inspiring. Plus, nobody seems to get that over exerted. I'll do a half hour class and come out of it destroyed and unable to speak while my fellow Italian exercisers look like they've just been for a leisurley stroll to the shops. Anyway, it's not all bad, as actually the gym's function in terms of a keeping fit seems to come second to its use as a social venue...
And it turns out that the people who work at the magic shop-downstairs-from-my-house where i find all my footwear treasures all go to my gym... consequently, I have been befriended by them and found myself invited to the manager's boyfriend's surprise birthday party, and have been out for dancing and fun with one of the shop girls who turns out to be as prone to bad behaviour as me... hurrah!
So last Saturday night saw us go to Alter Ego... a fabulous club situated high up on a hill above Verona. Without doubt one of the best nights out I've had since I've been here... the music was excellent, the crowd beautiful, boys plentiful and the entrance free, as my new best fashion friend's fidanzato is the club's manager... I flirted with a boy called Fabio who liked my 1960's dress while I liked his rather fetching coordinated polo shirt and visor combo. We danced right till the very end when we stumbled out into the daylight to the sight of the sun rising over Verona, glinting off windows and warming the red rooves of the city. Alter Ego is one of theose kind of clubs you used to find in Britain in the mid nineties - the sort people just LOVE so much they keep on going back to it every week and come from far afield to dance there... it seems to inspire a kind of dedication because it's just such an obscene amount of FUN. I saw a girl as I was walking along the street last week with a glimpse of tanned back showing between her jeans and her top and she hasd a little tatoo: AE ... it took me a minute to work out why I recognised the typescript... it's the alter ego logo. Now THAT is commitment to a club! Kinda like a religion. Well, I'm a convert fo sheezy, so I shall, without doubt be back again tonight....
good weekend peoples!
Have the pichurs:
Pre carnage:


Toilet pics!



As in all good Italian discos there were quite a few boys wearing inordinately large sunglasses:
